Perl, JAPH и Новый год

#Kickstart from http://www.perlmonks.com/
#note: a slight valentine variation :)
      $LOVE=               AMOUR.
    true.cards.        ecstacy.crush 
  .hon.promise.de    .votion.partners.
 tender.truelovers. treasure.affection.
devotion.care.woo.baby.ardor.romancing.
enthusiasm.fealty.fondness.turtledoves.
lovers.sentiment.worship.sweetling.pure
.attachment.flowers.roses.promise.poem;
 $LOVE=~ s/AMOUR/adore/g; @a=split(//,
  $LOVE); $o.= chr (ord($a[1])+6). chr
   (ord($a[3])+3). $a[16]. $a[5]. chr
    (32). $a[0]. $a[(26+2)]. $a[27].
      $a[5].$a[25]. $a[8].$a[3].chr
        (32).$a[29]. $a[8].$a[3].
          $a[62].chr(32).$a[62].
           $a[2].$a[38].$a[4].
               $a[3].'.';
                 print
                  $o;

just another perl lover.

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